TFR is over. But check out TFR's owner new project for this year
Willa 2010

WILLA is the new thematic party run by Gallermic, the creator of TFR and Narziß, two regular events that grew into an unparalleled mediatic tour de force inside of the world of fashion and art, due to an exuberant visual and intellectual attack against mainstream culture in the Japanese society and in the globalized world. Taking into account this background, Willa is the ultimate sophisticated scenario to present Gallermic’s authentic reflections about life, the world, the human being, the good and the evil, the culture, the art scene, and most of all an excuse to show Galle’s exuberant ability to love. The objective of the party is to generate love and communication through a universal symbolism that reaches everybody’s heart. As Galle declares: “Willa is a party for the good flowers”.

日本語\\\\WILLA は、ファッションとアートの世界に偉大な功績を残した二つのパーティー、TFRとNarzißの創設者、Gallermicによる新しいパーティーである。日本社会とグローバライズ化された世界の主流のカルチャーに対する、圧倒的な視覚体験と知性による反撃を意図して開催されて来た。こうした背景を鑑み、WILLAは、Gallermicにとっての日常、世界、人類、善と悪、カルチャー、アートシーン、そしてとりわけGalleの愛についての表象を、究極に洗練された物語として送り届ける。このパーティーの目的は、すべての人々の心に届く普遍的な象徴を通して、愛とコミュニケーションを慈しみ、育むことにある。Galleの言葉を借りれば、「WILLAは善き花々へのパーティーである」。

Ciao For Now. And Deep Throat To You All!
↓↓↓Narziß Final 12/12↓↓↓
12/12 Next Narziß is The Last Narziß 12/12
↓↓↓Ciao For Now. And Deep Throat To You All!↓↓↓

~> Dec 12 (fri) 10P Narziß Celebrating *Ciao For Now. And Deep Throat to You All!* at Trump Room, Shibuya.

Next Narziß is the last Narziß, our last party: an erotic fantastic farewell. We are saying bye-bye after 21 parties: it's like the magical 7 x 3, the number of the perfection by excellence and of the individuality according to the numerology. For us is inhuman and perfect: like a triangle. For how extraordinary have We been all this time, after all... It’s arousing: Ciao for now. And deep throat to you all!

P.s. We don't want to be uncouth (but we want to be called uncouth), BUT this is the last party, the last photos, and the last chance to represent your groovy self... and there is NO turning back!

↓↓↓Narziß 11.29↓↓↓

A socialite preview from last Narziß celebrating "Dame With Eggs". Among the guests were French writer Isabelle Nobouta, Yoshiko Kris-Webb and Martin Webb, performer Lauren Levitt as Cotton Bale, Trippple Nippples' Qrea, photographer Zoren Gold (MiZo), Dolomites' Stefanko Balkano, musician Allon Beausoleil, Niche's Jesus Salinas. Music selected by Qrea, allon, Stefanko and TFR. All the photos soon on
↓↓↓Narziß 11.21↓↓↓

A socialite preview from last Narziß celebrating "Netochka Nezvanova And The Master Of None". Among the guests were writer Ryosuke Handa, legendary drag queen Vivienne Sato, Swedish designer Patrik Soderstam, Trippple Nippples' Qrea, New York's performer Kyoko, Uburoi's designer Mitsue Iwata, Gallery Naruyama's Jason, Niche's Jesus Salinas, Gimme Um's Pierre and NarziB's image Sono. Music selected by Mc Carrabeener, Jesus and TFR. All the photos soon on
↓↓↓Narziß 11.8↓↓↓

A socialite preview from last Narziß celebrating "The Innuendo Of La Maja Desnuda" and the host Gallermic's birthday. Among the guests were Martin Webb & Yohiko Kris-Webb, musician Allon Beausoleil, legendary drag queen Vivienne Sato, photographer duo Minori & Zoren (MiZo), Trippple Nippples' Qrea, New York's performer Kyoko, M-Flo's singer Verbal, Chanel Japan's Nicolas Lefeuvre, Uburoi's designer Mitsue Iwata, curators Kiku Kudo & Ishiguro, Gallery Naruyama's Jason, French writer Isabelle Nobouta, Gimme Um's Pierre, Dazed&Confused's Sakiko, Vogue Hommes' Emi, Sister's Fuyuri, Rereremojojo, Shima's Sachiko and NarziB's image Sono. Music selected by Mademoiselle Yulia, Zoren, Cooldisco'1drink' and TFR. All the photos soon on
More details and the complete party report on (Or scroll down...)

Interview in Enlgish:
DAZED: Could you tell me about the party that you are organizing right now? (The name of the party / When did you start having it? / How often are you having it? Etc… Give me the details!)
TFR: The name of the party is NarziB. Basically, NarziB is held every other week at Tokyo's most stylish spaces. We started the party from March 8th 2008.

DAZED: After establishing the party "TFR", you started having another party called "NarziB", what are the conceptual differences between those two? Also, what are the unite concepts?
TFR: TFR is a web magazine critiquing fashion, art and club culture in Tokyo. What differentiates TFR from other media is that we clarify our position and criteria on the issues we cover. The party we organized under the name of TFR was supposed to be the manifestation of our opinion. Therefore, we attempted to represent it through our fashion, the title of each party, flyer and everything. Basically, the concept of TFR parties were rather political and aggressive (ex. anti-globalization). We believe that TFR is something like a visual guerrilla trying to attack the mainstream culture. On the other hand, NarziB is a side project of TFR. Compared with TFR, NarziB doesn't necessarily intend to represent an opinion. It is merely for fun and networking. To us, there seemed like in Tokyo the so-called "community" is virtually non-existent. We want NarziB to be a cultural community for beautiful and individual people. We don't play loud music in NarziB. We want our guests to talk and know each other. NarziB is not fashion-oriented. A wide variety of people with different background are welcomed. As a matter of fact, our guests range from cultural figures like a film actor and an art curator to bohemian homeless. At the same time, NarziB is devoted to beauty. We have dress code for each party and the poor-dressed will not be admitted.

DAZED: Who writes the manifest for the parties?
TFR: Gallermic Mabuse

DAZED: How do you select DJs? Do you have a guideline for it?
TFR: We think there is a ridiculous overvaluation of the DJ nowadays. Specially in Tokyo, the Dj culture has reach the limit of idolatry, to become a Dj is the last burst of the ambition of the club kids. But why? It is like for Japanese there wouldnt be other way to be a star. And we consider that Dj ambition a misery of personality, lack of talent, and the worst tragedy of the parties along with Rave. Therefore, We are not music oriented. We want our visitors to get excited by interaction with beautiful people, to create community, icons and gossips. We rather select our guest Dj's by their cultural background and their beauty, and we called them the oldfashioned way: "selectors". Sometimes we dont even know who is gonna dj next party, we just improvised. Nevertheless, our music selection is rich. A wide range of classical, jazz, gypsy, global grooves, house, auld lang syne and cinephiliac music.

DAZED:What was the start of taking party snaps?
TFR: Just recording our memories.

DAZED: What/which kind of moment would you like to capture when you take photos?
TFR: Whenever as long as the subject is beautiful.

DAZED: What do you think about Tokyo party scene? How do you like to be placed in?
TFR: We don't really know what kind of parties are going on in Tokyo. We don't want to take ourselves within the context of Tokyo or anywhere on the earth. We prefer being regarded as a metaphysical concept without being restricted by biased idea, the name of a city or a country would possibly give.

DAZED: Could you tell me about the fashion style of the TFR guests? Do you have a special dress code?
TFR: Dress code = Individuality. Nothing is more important.

DAZED: Tell me about the concept of the exhibition you had this year, "POST NO FUTURE" at hiromiyoshii gallery.
TFR: Fashion is hentai. We can not help the association between something as superficial and hedonistic as fashion and the mere sexual pleasure full stop. Therefore, for us, a fashion personae who is not a hentai, it is an impostor, a traitor, an alienated puritan in disguise following trends who might just finish his days without a notion of personal style nor fashion itself. Fashion can be zoophiliac, necrophiliac, paediophiliac, dendrophiliac...all the paraphilias. And this can sound as obscene as fascinating, but most of all we are just trying to give an idea of the precariety of fashion these days. We spread fashion in all senses, and are here only to encourage creativity in personal hentalism.

DAZED: Do you have any plans to start up a new project?
TFR: Travel report by TFR's half Naokoula who is in a world round trip right now. And UBUROI, a fashion label for people who likes concepts like NarziB.

Thanks Dazed&Confused

↓↓↓TFR On The World-Round Trip↓↓↓
TFR's half Naokoula is in the middle of the world-round trip. She started writing about her experience on TFR...

english\\\\What is recorded here is not necessarily our experience. It can be an absolute fiction all made up in our head, or as a matter of possibility, something we MIGHT have experienced, or perhaps something we DID experience but in some other place or time. We have two kinds of journeys at the same time: the outward and inward. Our outward journey is governed by the clock and the budget, but inward one ignores the boundaries of place and time. The journey is not linear.It is always back and forth. And it is what we want to record, leaving us free from the time and the physical distance. Here, we deny the calender. We deny the map... (To read more, scroll down)

japanese\\\\ここに書かれていることは、私たちが実際に体験した出来事かもしれないし、もしかしたらすべて私たちの頭の中だけで作り上げられた完全なフィクションかもしれない。もしくは、可能性の問題で、体験しなかったけれども、体験した「かも」しれない出来事、また、私たちが体験したことだけれど、どこか違う場所で違う時間に体験した出来事かもしれない。私たちは、同時に2種類の旅をしている。身体的な旅が1つ。もう一つは精神的な旅。そしてその旅は、直線じゃない。そういう形の旅は、いつも行ったり来たりを繰り返す。そんな時間軸や物理的な距離に捉われない旅を私たちは記録したいと思っている。私たちは、カレンダーを否定する。私たちは、地図を否定する... (To read more, scroll down)

español\\\\Lo que grabamos aqui no es necesariamente nuestra experiencia. Puede ser una ficcion absoluta completamente inventada en nuestra cabeza, o una cuestion de posibilidad, algo que PUDO habernos pasado, o tal vez algo que SI experimentamos pero en algun otro tiempo o espacio. Nosotros tenemos dos tipos de viaje al mismo tiempo: exterior e interior. Nuestro viaje exterior esta gobernado por el reloj y el presupuesto, pero el interior ignora los limites del tiempo y el lugar. El viaje no es lineal. Es siempre de ida y vuelta. Y es lo que queremos grabar, dejandonos libres del tiempo y de la distancia fisica. Aqi, nosotros negamos el calendario. Nosotros negamos el mapa... (To read more, scroll down)

↓↓↓TFR In V Magazine ↓↓↓
This is how New York's famous V Magazine presents TFR in V53 index ~> "Underworld: If there’s any way Tokyo club kids could get any crazier, send us picture evidence". To top it all off, TFR is featured along with Isablle Adjani, Hunter S. Thompson et Dennis Hopper..FEAR AND LOATHING!!! Now on sale in Tokyo at Tower Records, Aoyama Book Center et Tutaya Roopongi Hills.

Thanks V

english\\\\ Apart from the off-upon sadomasochistic clothing, what else has been done in order to represent the fetishism of human beings or, going beyond, the universe of sexual deviations? [CHECK OUT OUR EXHIBITION ABOUT PARAPHILIAS, CLIC IMAGE]


español\\\\ Además de la ultra mañoseada vestimenta sadomasoquista, ¿qué más se ha hecho en aras de representar el fetichismo de los seres humanos o, yendo más allá, el universo de las desviaciones sexuales? [CHEKEA NUESTRA EXHIBICION SOBRE PARAFILIAS, HAZ CLIC EN LA IMAGEN]


english\\\\JAPANESE DON'T USE THEIR FREEDOM. It's not that we believe that a perfect place exists on the Earth. But if there is something close to it, it is the subculture -the space where we can find that and those who we are looking for-, or specifically that type of independent, free, countercultural, philosophic and bold community. Lamentably, it is in this sense of subculture /community where we bump into the weakest and most demoralizing point of Japanese society. [TO READ THE WHOLE ARTICLE ABOUT THE JAPANESE SOCIOCULTURAL REALITY, CLIC IMAGE BELLOW]

español\\\\LOS JAPONESES NO USAN SU LIBERTAD. No es que creamos que exista un lugar perfecto sobre la Tierra. Pero si hay algo cercano a eso es la subcultura -el espacio donde podemos encontrar eso y a esos a quienes estamos buscando-, o específicamente aquel tipo de comunidad independiente, libre, contracultural, filosófica y atrevida. Lamentablemente, es en este sentido de subcultura/comunidad donde nos topamos con el punto más débil y desmoralizador de la sociedad japonesa. [PARA LEER TODO EL ARTICULO SOBRE LA REALIDAD SOCIOCULTURAL JAPONESA, HAZ CLIC EN LA IMAGEN]

↓↓↓TFR IN NYC↓↓↓
Feat. The NYC Personalities Of the Moment [clic image]
My Photo
Location: Tokyo, Japan

we are a space of FREEDOM, FRESHNESS and ESCAPISM. from this perspective, we are one of the very FEW ORIGINAL MEDIA -and definitely the one that has the MOST TENACIOUS and CRITICAL OPINION- related to the 'WORLD OF FASHION'. yes, world we belong to, but also world we find abhorrent because it's representing the most visible side of the pseudo-well-being [CONSUMERISM], that behind glamourous SMOKE SCREENS [generally starred by 'MODELS' and 'POP STARS'], and making use of the so-called 'TRENDS', spreads the most recalcitrant STEREOTYPES of CAPITALISM and its just-apparent GLOBALIZATION... at THEFASHIONRAMONE [a.k.a TFR] you will find, then, the best alternative in fashion design and counterculture!!!!!


Saturday, December 30, 2006

XMAS '06

first the music, push play↑↑↑
日本語\\\\決して忘れない→ EMIKOのちちゃいボーンズを... QREAを、めちゃくちゃフランス!... DOROTHYのアフターセックスヘアースタイルを... E-GALLIANOのテレタッビ達を... THEFASHIONRAMONEのホームレスを、うちがないけど、いつも服をチェンジします... そして、TAKAKHANのスケーターピンクグラヴ!

english\\\\We-ll never forget→ EMIKO and her little bones... QREA, so fuckin’ french... DOROTHYs after sex hairstyle... E-GALLIANOs and her teletubbies… THEFASHIONRAMONEs homeless who finds the way to change his clothes after all... and TAKAKHANs skater pink glove!

español\\\\Nunca olvidaremos→ a EMIKO y sus huesitos… a QREA NIPPPLE, tan francesa!... al hairstyle after-sex de la DOROTHY... a E-GALLIANO y sus teletubbies… al homeless de THEFASHIONRAMONE que se las arregla para cambiar de ropa despues de todo… y a TAKAKHAN con su guante skater rosa!
gossips et tags*

1. best fashion- HOMELESS [thefashioramone]. MAIMAI[antimodel]. EMIKO [candy]. DRESS OTAKU [???]. WACCHAN [hairstylist]. FIORUCCI BOI [mikiri hasshin]. CUTE HIPHOP [???].TAKI [vj maid]. HENRY [designer]. DOROTHY [ejectors.nudetrump]. E-GALLIANO [stylist]. QREA [trippple nippples]. WHITEGLASSES GAL [???]. MR. PAUL [teacher]. LENA [arti]

2. best dj- EVERYBODY

3. best fashion toy- TAKAKHAN SKATER-GLOVE [linda]. E-GALLIANO TELETUBBIES [stylist]. DOROTHY [ejectors.nudetrump]

4. best hair- MAIMAI [antimodel]. AIKO [teenage kicks].

5. best headdress- LENA [arti].

6. best wig- QREA [trippple nippples]

7. best makeup- TAKAKHAN [linda]

8. best foxie- DOROTHY [ejectors.nudetrump]

9. best hottie- SHINGO [thefashionramone]

10. best hentai- HOMELESS + OTAKU + 1 GAL [thefashionramone sanpi]

11. fashion spot- INDIELECTUAL

* our criteria is tyrannically subjective. It is based on our fine sensibility towards the vanguard in fashion design, in styling, in superfitial heresies and club musics. Despite our nihilism, we still want to create a better world.


Thursday, December 28, 2006


first the music, push play↑↑↑
日本語\\\\決して忘れない→HIGH `TRASHION`を... 日本のブロンディーズを、MAIMAI et E-GALLIANO... NABE NIPPPLEのビンテージなストライクバックを... アンダーグラウンドのファーストファッションオークションを... キャンディーのちんこを... そして、YOSHIROTTENのSPORT-ROCKを!「featuring DEAD SEXY」

english\\\\we-ll never forget→ the HIGH `TRASHION`... the japanese blondies MAIMAI et E-GALLIANO... the NABE NIPPPLEs vintage strike-back... the first fashion auction in the underground ... the CANDYs cock... and the YOSHIROTTENs SPORT-ROCK! [featuring DEAD SEXY]

español\\\\nunca olvidaremos→ al HIGH `TRASHION`... a las blondies japonesas MAIMAI et E-GALLIANO… Al strike-back vintage de la NABE NIPPPLE… a la primera subasta fashion en el underground… a la polla de CANDY... y al SPORT-ROCK del YOSHIROTTEN! [featuring DEAD SEXY]
gossips et tags*
  1. best fashion- MASAKI [bunka]. YOSHIROTTEN [linda]. YOHEI [meat]. OLIE [painter]. HATBOI [???].POPPO [tower records]. PINKCHAN [???]. MAI [fashiondesigner]. SHANTELL [designer]. ANNA [annamaria]. KEIJI [photographer]. NABE [trippple nippples]. E-GALLIANO [stylist]. MAIMAI [antimodel]. YURIA [neonspread]. MAMORU [bunka]
  2. best dj- EVERYBODY
  3. best performance- FASHION AUCTION [candy]
  4. best fashion toy- CHINKO aka COCK [candy]
  5. best hair- BOYISH GAL[photographer]. MAMORU [bunka]
  6. best headdress- MASAKI [bunka]. FUMI [psychologist]
  7. best wig- E-GALLIANO [stylist]
  8. best makeup- POPPO [tower records]
  9. best group look- MIKIRI HASSHIN BOIS [mikiri hasshin]
  10. best foxie- EMIKO [candy].
  11. best hottie- YOSHIROTTEN [linda]
  12. best hentai- NABE et AMBER [trippple nippples + milkshake]
  13. fashion spot- HIGH `TRASHION`

    * our criteria is tyrannically subjective. It is based on our fine sensibility towards the vanguard in fashion design, in styling, in superfitial heresies and club musics. Despite our nihilism, we still want to create a better world.


Sunday, December 03, 2006


english\\\\i have no more home. keep my stuff into a couple of friends' houses. go to laurens party. in his 2500 dollars per month apartment. a handful of people has come. better for me. i stay to sleep. dream about istambul and about the thing of the dwarf who plays street fighter right next to me. wake up and the dwarf is already gone. the rest still sleeps. i start bursting little vynil bubbles. i wake the rest of them up. we go to have lunch. the after-lunch conversation is the usual boring after-lunch conversation from tokyo. but longs as though two hours. everybody leaves. lauren and i go back to his flat. we play street fighter until 8. chinchun arrives. we make margueritas. eat in th konbini. go to a bar's opening party in roppongi. we are surrounded by japanese pop idols. we get into the vip area. more j-pop idols, the morning musumes among others. everybodys drinking perignon. but everybodys villager. we file towards another party at velours in aoyama. of course nobody pays nothing. they serve us floods of peri. sonin pass me coke. its the good one. but everybodys villager in here as well. anyways we are drunk and high, better than nothing at all. they take us to another party. ROPPONGI AGAIN. we enter free and straight to the vip area. who are these dorks that are giving us all? this time there are supermodels. the most famous is the best. mmm i think everything i`m wearing is presents. so must she. there`s a gorilla looking at us badly. i`m talking with the girl he likes, i think, a blondie who at least has certain notion of world. the gorilla gets sick and takes me out of my seat. kind of carefully though. he is a beast, before things go worse, it`d be better to get out of here. anyways everybody is villager here as well. but the supermodels. especially the most famous. we walk around roppongi for a while. bullies, whores, new riches, frustrated salary men, megalomaniac foreigners and no-class-fashionistas. we get bored. we are drunk. we take the train. i have no place to go back. i think i go to sleep with chinchun.

photos: SHINGO

polka dot pijama shirt: NO BRAND [BIRTHDAY PRESENT]
leggings: USED
bow tie: USED [PRESENT]

español\\\\me quedo sin casa. reparto mis cosas entre dos amigos. voy a la fiesta de lauren. en su piso de 2500 dolares al mes. han venido 4 gatos. mejor para mi. me quedo a dormir. suenio con estambul y con el chisme del enano que juega street fighter a mi costado. despierto y el enano ya se ha ido. el resto sigue durmiendo. me pongo a reventar burbujitas de vinilo. despierto a los demas. nos vamos a almorzar. la sobremesa es la acostumbrada sobremesa aburrida de tokyo. pero dura como dos horas. se van todos. me regreso con lauren a su piso. jugamos street fighter hasta las 8. viene chinchun. preparamos margaritas. comemos en el konbini. nos vamos a la inauguracion de un bar en roppongi. estamos rodeados de idolos del j-pop. nos metemos a la zona vip. mas j-pop idols, las morning musume entre otros. todos beben perignon. pero todos son unos pueblerinos. enfilamos hacia a otra fiesta en velours de aoyama. por supuesto nadie paga nada. nos sirven peri a mares. sonin me pasa coca. es de la buena. pero aqui tambien todos son pueblerinos. igual estamos borrachos y duros, mejor que nada. nos llevan a otra fiesta. OTRA VEZ ROPPONGI. entramos sin pagar nada y directo a la zona vip. ¿quienes son estos gilipollas que nos estan regalando todo? esta vez hay supermodelos. la mas famosa es la mejor. mmm creo que todo lo que llevo puesto es regalado. lo mismo debe ser ella. hay un gorila que nos queda mirando feo. yo estoy conversando con la chica que le gusta, creo, una rubia que por lo menos tiene cierta nocion de las cosas. el gorila se encabrita y me saca de mi asiento. aunque con cierto cuidado. es una bestia, mejor retirarse antes de que se pongan peores las cosas. igual aqui tambien todos son unos pueblerinos. menos las supermodelos. sobre todo la mas famosa. andamos por roppongi un rato. matones, putas, nuevos ricos, asalariados frustrados, giris megalomanos y fashionistas sin clase. nos aburrimos. estamos borrachos. cogemos el tren. no tengo adonde regresar. creo q me voy a dormir con chinchun.


Friday, December 01, 2006

NEOKO [fiction]

FICTION BY THEFASHIONRAMONE日本語\\\\バカばっか、原宿の明治通りを歩きながらネオコはぼやいていた、掃いて捨てるほどのファッショニスタで溢れかえる時間帯、長髪、短髪、黒い髪、染めた髪(でもアタシのとは全然違う!)、似非ロッカー、コンビニ雑誌の立読み客、ladybags(茶髪!)、悪趣味な消費者、趣味の良い購買者、FRUiTSセレブ、かわいいルックスの男の子女の子(でもバカばっか)、なぜなら快晴の土曜日午後三時半だから、東京(忌々しい!)にいるから、正確には原宿にいるから、そこで、数分前に、恋人に、表参道のマクドナルドで(クソ白人のマクドナルド!…クソ茶髪!!!)、カレに別れを告げられて、まさにその時カレの携帯が鳴り、誰からなのかはわかっていて、それは茶髪(クソ茶髪!)の忌々しいladybagで、カレを呼び出しているのだ、コンビニの脇で見たから間違いない、ladybagルックで、茶髪、たぶんクロエ、もしかしたらステラ・マッカートニーを着てた、数え切れないほどの(バカ丸出しの!)ファッショニスタに混じって、買い物しながら歩いてた、黒い髪、長髪、なぜなら三時半だから、なぜならカレに振られたから…
[japanese translation by yoxi ito]

english\\\\Motherfuckers, grumbled neoko, while walked across harajuku-s meiji avenue, by that time packed to the brim of long haired, short haired, dark haired, dyed haired [but never like mine!] fashionistas, packed of fake rockers, of konbini-s magaziners, of ladybags [chestnut-browns!], of bad taste consumers, of good taste customers, of fruits famous, of pretty-visuals-boys-and-gals [but everyone’s a motherfucker], because it was 3 and half in the afternoon, of a perfect sun-s Saturday, in [fucking!] tokyo city, in harajuku to be exact, where, some minutes ago, her boyfriend, in the omotesando avenue-s mcdonnalds [the white mcdonnalds shit!...THE CHESTNUT-BROWN SHIT!!!], her bFICTION BY THEFASHIONRAMONEoyfriend had asked for a break, and his cellphone ranged at that very instant, and she knew who it was, that fucking ladybag of chestnut-brown hair [the chestnut-brown shit!] was calling him, because she had seen her, next to the konbini, with her ladybag look, chest-browned, perhaps in chloe, or in stella mccartney, among the countless fashionistas [motherfuckers!] that were shopping upside down, the blackhaireds, the longhaireds, because it was half past 3, because her boyfriend had said adios...

español\\\\Imbeciles, renegaba neoko, mientras recorria la avenida meiji de harajuku, a esas horas colmada hasta la coronilla de fashionistas de pelo largo, de pelo corto, de pelos oscuros, de pelos pintados [¡pero no como los mios!], de rockeros falsos, de revisteros de konbini, de ladybags [¡castanias!], de consumistas de mal gusto, de consumidores de buen gusto, de faranduleros fruits, de chicos y chicas de visuales curiosos [pero todos unos imbeciles], porque eran las 3 y media de la tarde, de un sabado de sol perfecto, en la [¡maldita!] ciudad de Tokio, en harajuku para ser exactos, donde, hace algunos minutos, su novio, en el mc donnalds de la avenida omotesando [¡la mierda blanca del mc donnalds!...!!!LA MIERDA CASTANIA!!!], su novio le habia pedido un break, y en ese preciso instante habia sonado su celular, y ella sabia quien era, que una maldita ladybag de pelo castanio [¡la mierda castania!] lo estaba llamando, porque la habia visto, a la vuelta del konbini, con su look de ladybag, castania, tal vez en chloe, o en stella mccartney, entre los incontables fashionistas [¡imbeciles!] que andaban comprando, los de pelo negro, los de pelo largo, porque eran las 3 y media, porque su novio la habia dejado…